I simply cannot this is taking place to me again. Just when I thought things were improving, here we are starting over. It's like a broken record. Seriously, I'm starting to feel like giving up.

• I really need to change my routine
• This can't be real
• I need a vacation

This Is Insane What Just Happened!

I nearly fainted when the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A bird was dancing in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.

People were screaming and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!

Can You Believe This?!

Wowzers! This is totally crazy. My neighbor was walking down the street and randomly a herd of rabbits came out from behind a car. They were hopping all over the place, and dogs were confused. It was absolute chaos! It was so wild I had to share this crazy story with you guys.

I Still Can't Believe My Eyes!

It all started with a weird event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw fell open in uttershock.

I couldn't wrap my head around what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a science fiction novel. This can't be legit, right? It has to be a hallucination.

Could it be I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?

This Is Unbelievable!

My friends won't believe what just took place. , I kid you not, I feel I'm going to pass out! The check here whole thing was just beyond belief.

• It's unreal
• No joke
• I need to document this

See ya later! You won't believewhat happens next!

This Totally Boggles My Mind

Seriously, the concept is just making no sense. I struggle with grasping it, but it's like decifering hieroglyphics. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.

• Perhaps try a different approach?